First day back, and it's a curse day. I never claimed to have good luck, but come on. ... What if we're already dead?

Taichou, I apologise for leaving and neglecting my duty to serve you as a shinigami. It won't happen again.



Oh, and if this idiot broke anything while I was gone... I don't know him, I'm not associated with him, but I will gladly beat the compensation out of him. Just so everyone knows.

VOTE FOR TAICHOU

If you're looking for a candidate who truly cares for the people, and has their best interests in mind, then taichou (Ukitake Jyuushirou, for those of us who aren't fortunate enough to serve him. Ukitake-taichou works, too) is the candidate for you!

Just write "Ukitake Jyuushirou" on the write-in part of the ballot. You won't regret it!


{ooc: Ukitake-mun /o/ wanted to grab you about this before posting, but I couldn't get up with you. Ping me if you have a problem with it. D: ♥ }

[ Filtered from Aizen // Arrancar ]

Get out, all of you! Get out!

We can't have this many people in the shop at one time - the City will shut us down. Fire codes or something like that.

Please get out. Taichou worked hard to open this tea shop, and none of you new people are going to ruin it.

Out.


And whichever one of you broke the blue teapot, if I ever catch you in this store again...

( Filtered to Nemu // Viewable by other shinigami only )


[ Filtered from Aizen // Arrancar ]
Congratulations again on the opening of your tea shop, taichou. It's really nice and I'm sure it will be a success! I've been trying to send customers your way every chance I get.

[ /Filter ]

( Filtered to Masaki // Hackable )

Membership is currently open.*



*All persons named Kotsubaki Sentarou need not apply.


{ooc: shitty five minute 'shop is shitty. :| }

Happy Valentine's Day!

Let's see...


Taichou, these are yours. One kind tastes like green tea, and the other tastes like orange blossom tea.

Masaki, this is for you.

These are for you, Faye. I hope you don't mind if I tried one or two or four.

And for Evey, Kayura, and Kaoru...

These ones are for me, and-

Feels like I'm forgetting someone... Ah!


Sentarou... I made these for you and dropped them in the dirt. I really hope you like them. ♥

( ooc )

One year, fifty-two weeks, three-hundred and sixty-five days!

That's how long I've been in the City. One whole year.


I'm not going anywhere as long as taichou's here, but if I'm going to be here any longer, it'd be nice if the deities did something about the pest problem.


Now. Who wants to buy me a drink in celebration?


{ooc; a year, damn. :| you guys sick of us yet? }

Someone remind me not to switch powers with Masaki ever again. Being with Kuro and Shiro was nice, but having all that energy and nothing to do with it? Not so much. And Masaki? You're not allowed to touch my zanpakutou again. Ever.


Taichou, everything's ready for you to come home. We cleaned up and made sure there was enough food and tea in stock for you. If there's anything else you want done before you get home, just let me know and I'll take care of it.


Oh, and Faye- you're a cheater.

Kotsubaki, you idiot! Are you even going to come see taichou today?! I've been here all day. Can't you do anything ri-

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.


{ooc; KAY, SO- s- someone already did this song, but- come on, show me something else that fits better. :| }

I'm- gross My face-


Look at me! N- No, actually, don't look at me... I look like an ugly, hairy, gorilla-faced idiot!

Sentarou, you'd better give my body back right now! ... And don't you dare touch it!


I hate the City.

[ Voice Post ]

No, for the last time, I'm not dead!

... Okay, so technically shinigami are dead, but I'm not dead-dead! Haven't been for awhile.

So go away! I need to get back to the hospital what's left of it, anyways to see taichou!


{ooc: H- harassment tiems? Small text said under her breath skfslkjf idk how else that would work with a voice post? }

[ Filtered to Shinigami, Masaki / Hard to hack ]

We're taking taichou underground. He's sick, and- Well, he's always sick, but more so than usual, and with those things here...

N- Not that taichou isn't capable of defending himself! But. Better safe than sorry.


If anyone else wants to go with us...? Masaki?

[ Filtered to the shinigami / hackable ]

Nemu hasn't come back, yet. She said that if she didn't return by the end of the day, we were to take it as a sign that the stewards are lying, and they really don't mean to take us home.

I wasn't going to go with them anyways, since taichou isn't going, but shouldn't we tell everyone else not to go with them, either? Should we go after her?

[ /filtered ]


Anyone else I know going home?

Taichou? Are you not an arrancar feeling better today? Not too tired, are you? I can make you some tea, if you'd like. Might make you feel better...

And I'm sorry I talked to you like that, but you weren't yourself, so I thought it'd be okay, but if it wasn't- Sorry, taichou.



Ah- DS, have you seen Masaki? He hasn't been home in a couple days, and I really hadn't started to worry until today because you know how he gets lost, but- If he'd gone out for something, he'd be back by now. ... I think he left.


And I swear, Sentarou, if your ugly face has scared him away...

Ah, so how does it go?

Merry Christmas!

I'm not used to celebrating Christmas, so I almost forgot to hand these out...


( Presents; )


{ooc: lol for super late present posts. Also- Masaki and DS, why you so hard to shop for? }

Happy birthday, taichou!


I hope you like it; it's a bunch of different teas. All kinds of flavours, and everything. It's better than some stupid toaster.

Oh, and here's your cake. Sentarou and I made it together. Actually, I made it, because he nearly burnt down the temple trying to make one himself.


Mm, and it's good to be back. I missed everybody. ... Except Sentarou.

[ Accidental Voice Post ]

-'s not fair, Sentarou gets to be back in the City with taichou and Masaki, and I'm here with all this paperwork. I bet he sent me here. ... Somehow. He's stupid enough to have found a way back and shoved me through. Idiot.


... Wait. Since when are there carousels in Soul So-

I actually think Sentarou files the paperwork better than I do.





... But I'm still better at combat! And besides, it's not like he's the overall better third-seat, anyways. Just because he can do one thing better than me. And only a little better!

Hm, let's see...

Thank you, taichou, for being the best captain a third-seat could ask for! There is no better captain in all of Soul Society, and I'm thankful that of all the divisions I could have been placed in, I got put in yours.

Thank you, Sentarou, for being an annoying, third-seat wannabe nothing um... nevermind.

DS, thanks for being, ah.. you. Not sure how else to put that. Thanks to Kayura and Evey for being great friends.

And even if she nags me too much and isn't here, I'm thankful for my sister, Isane. She's the second best healer in Soul Society, and the number one worrier anywhere!


Mm, and last but not least- Thank you, Masaki, for everything.

Masaki. Explain this.

Tell me he's lying, please.